Elaine Cunningham - Never heard of her . . .
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Never heard of her . . .
Okay, imagine you're in Borders Books and Music in, say, Providence. It's Sunday afternoon. You're dog-sick but you had to OMG get out of the house. So you throw on a comfortable black tunic sweater that's a couple of sizes too big and black yoga pants. Makeup is out of the question because what with the seasonal allergies and the way your eyes are itching and watering, you'd end up looking like a large, emo raccoon within the hour. Your hair knew that under the circumstances, throwing a Bad Hair Day tantrum would be like spitting into the ocean, so it didn't even try hard to enough to qualify for BHD status. In short, you look and feel like hammered rat crap. But you came anyway, counting on the vast possibilities of a good book store to restore your equilibrium.
After a long, soul-satisfying browse, you take your purchases to the checkout. Maybe you're holding a thick tome of arcane computer programming lore, the latest issue of Realms of Fantasy magazine and a book review mag, and the just-released Scott Sigler novel (Infected) that John Scalzi recently touted on his blog. The gentleman ringing up the order looks at your credit card and muses, "Elaine Cunningham. There's an author by that name."
Ouch.
Under these circumstances, do you:
a) Respond with a polite, non-committal smile, b) Observe that it's probably a very common name, c) Reluctantly say, "Yeah, that would be me. Dungeons and Dragons, Forgotten Realms." d) Slyly say, "I've read some of her books. You really should stock more of them." e) Keep a dead-pan expression and say, "I've read some of her books, and frankly, I'm considering changing my name." f) Extend your hand, smile charmingly, and say, "I'm pleased to meet you."
Due to my low charisma score, option (f) was off the table. Since I failed to take levels in Machiavellian Maneuvering, (d) didn't occur to me at the time. Despite an excessive fondness for dark humor, I'm not professionally suicidal enough to give in to option (e) impulses. I'm striving to be more forthright and upright and honest and trustworthy than an entire platoon of Eagle Scouts (I'm attempting a personal alignment shift from chaotic neutral to chaotic good, possibly even lawful good), so evasions such as (a) and (b) are out. (Though I must admit I was tempted. See above reference to "hammered rat crap." ) That left with me option (c), somewhat mitigated with a smile (sort of) that made my sinuses howl in protest.
Seriously, there are much worse things for a writer than name recognition in a book store. But I've been so reclusive for so long that this sort of thing is painful, even on a good day. Which Sunday most emphatically was not. But I was reminded of something I've long known but have not been acting upon: There is more to being a successful author than writing books. Promotion is one of those things.
Granted, you have to have something worthwhile to promote. That's a given. This post is not about the writing process and the end product. Put all that aside for the moment.
My point, and I do have one, is that I need to change more than my alignment. Because the gentleman doing checkout? I should have known this guy. By name. A bookseller in my area who has read my books, who remembers my name out of the thousands of names on thousands of book spines? These are people I should be actively seeking out. Before a new book comes out, I should be at the local bookstores with a press kit and an advanced reader copy/author copy, asking the manager to pass this along to booksellers who have a particular interest in fantasy. Included in the kit should be contact info, and an offer to do a book signing or just a drop-in to sign books and chat.
My next release is a teeny little micro-press project; Lilith Unbound, an anthology of short stories inspired by Lilith myths. But you can be sure every bookstore in southern New England will get info, including an offer of a reading copy. This book is being published as a trade paperback POD and as an e-book, so it's unlikely that many bookstores will choose to order copies. (Getting POD books in a bricks-and-mortar store is extremely difficult, since such books are seldom returnable.) But some stores might order a couple of copies for the Local Author shelf, and more importantly, I'll be making contact with booksellers who like fantasy. The folks who sell fantasy books, who place orders and arrange shelves and make recommendations and hand-sell books they like and authors they know. I need to put serious thought into creative and innovation ways to publicize books, but making contact with these booksellers is an important first step.
Tags: book promotions, lilith unbound
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![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/74011275/10443916) | | From: | saetter |
| Date: | April 8th, 2008 01:46 pm (UTC) |
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So, did you get his name so you can go back on a good day with an advanced copy of X in hand, signed personally to him? Trying to think like Konrath. :)
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/74011275/10443916) | | From: | saetter |
| Date: | April 8th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC) |
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lol! (or lolz?)
/Sends EC a virtual caffeine-free full-flavored java beverage of her choice. :)
Stu
Oh, I'm back to caffeine. There are studies showing that 5 cups a day can help stave off Alzheimers. IMO, a weak excuse is better than none.
We should all try to think more like Konrath. :)
Nope. Sad to say, I did nothing of the sort. If a picture of this encounter were to show up on www.icanhascheezburger.com, the caption would be:
buk promoshun
ur doin it rong
ps: Sorry about the multiple posts that showed up in your email, saetter. Can't type this morning.
![[User Picture]](http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/70127337/10798045) | | From: | jlasala |
| Date: | April 8th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC) |
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Great story, Elaine. Even more enjoyable since I've been on one side of the cashier's counter (and specifically in Borders) and am striving to be on the other now (a novelist having my name recognized).
Although I'd seen a handful of authors and celebrities in my time as a bookseller, I never did actually ring one up. Had that been me, I bet I could have spotted you as the author in question and called you on it!
I even got to host Bob Salvatore's booksigning event when his Demon Awakens came out. He claims he still remembers me, but I don't know if I believe him. :)
You could sell writers' bracelets:
WWKD?
-JM
If I were going to sell something to writers, I'd have hundreds of t-shirts with the following printed on them:
Harriet Klausner gave my book a 5-star review.
The wearing of these shirts, not to mention the photo ops, could add a certain ironic whimsy to a writers' conference, book fair, or convention.
If in condition to be out of the house at all, D or E. If I got sick while out, G) say nothing at the time but return later on a good day for vigorous promotion.
By the way, I'm a reviewer with taste overlapping Pagan and fantasy topics, if you're looking help with that Lilith promotion.
This collection is primarily fantasy, but there are some stories with decidedly Pagan outlooks. Drop me an email with your contact info, including whether you'd rather have a hard copy or an e-book, and I'll made sure you get a copy. :)
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| Date: | May 19th, 2008 02:01 pm (UTC) |
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You had said it should be coming out in January. What is the current plan?
I wish I knew! The publishers, Popcorn Press, have pushed it back a couple of times. As soon as I have more info, I'll post it here and on my website, www.elainecunningham.com. I will also send an email to contributors the moment I have something to tell them. If you are one of the contributors, please accept my heartfelt apologies for these delays. Trust me, I am SO not happy about this situation. |
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